Wanna make your man belt his moans? There’s one sex move that could do the trick: Rusty Trombone.
We know the name sounds a bit silly. In fact, this sexual move has been used by a bunch of comedians in their sets, including Matt Rife. However, some people shared online that they’ve enjoyed receiving and even giving it.
And since we’re always open to exploring the unconventional facets of sex, from figging to rainbow kiss, we’ll take a deep dive into this sexual activity and share some tips to elevate it.
Let’s begin with the question lingering in your mind right now…
What Exactly is the Rusty Trombone?
A Rusty Trombone is a sexual move that combines a rimjob and a handjob. The term was popularized by the radio show Deminski & Doyle, wherein they had a segment talking about urban-legendary sex acts.
Keep in mind that this occurred in 2002, so discussions about sex aren’t as open as it is now. So after the show aired where the rusty trombone was mentioned and explained, the Federal Communications Commission announced a Notice of Apparent Liability (NAL), fining them $27,500.
Going back to the move itself, doing it was simple but required coordination between your mouth and hands.
Wanna know how to do it? See the step-by-step guide below.
How to Do It
Before you begin, make sure that your partner has fully washed his genitals. Your hands and mouth should also be fully sanitized before getting into action. Don’t forget to have your favorite lube bottle within reach.
1Getting Into Position
Your man should stand up while you stand up behind him. After that, get into a kneeling or squatting position, with his buttocks right in front of your face.
2Giving a Little Bit of Teasing
You can always go straight into action, but some light teasing can certainly build anticipation and warm him up on what’s about to come. You can start by caressing his butt cheeks, giving it some fluttery kisses. Meanwhile, your hand can be massaging his balls, playing with the glans penis (head), or just holding his throbbing erection.
3Diving into Action
Once you’re ready to do the rusty trombone, gently push your face into your partner’s anus and start licking it. While you’re busy rimming him, your hands are busy stroking his penis. Create your own rhythm and pace depending on your preferences and capabilities. Keep doing the move until your partner orgasms or if you want to switch on another sexual activity.
Is it Safe?
It’s generally safe to do the rusty trombone, but like with other sexual activities, it also comes with risks. Rimming can transmit STIs such as gonorrhea, herpes, trichomoniasis, chlamydia, syphilis, human papillomavirus (HPV), and human immunodeficiency virus (HIV). There’s also a risk of transmitting bacteria like E. coli, Shigella, and other intestinal parasites.
That said, make sure to strictly follow safe sex practices, even in non-penetrative sexual acts like the rusty trombone. This includes not brushing your teeth right before and after you rimmed someone because brushing your teeth can result in microtears in your gums. These tears will serve as an opening for the virus to enter the system.
Of course, you would want to freshen up before and after giving a rusty trombone. Rinsing your mouth with antibacterial mouthwash is a safe way to do that. Make sure that you will only perform oral sex at least 30 minutes after you’ve brushed your teeth.
If you’re doing it casually, using a dental dam is best. It’s a small latex or polyurethane sheet that serves as a barrier between your mouth and your partner’s anus. You can also DIY this with a condom; just cut a latex or plastic condom in half.
Your partner should also be responsible for fully cleaning their anus and penis right before the deed. The dirtier their anus is, the higher the risk of you getting a bacterial infection.
Tips
Tried the rusty trombone and want to take it up a notch? Below are some tips you should definitely take note of.
1Explore its variations.
The classic rusty trombone is a sure hit, but some variations could even make it spicier, like the Dizzy Gillespie. The move is exactly the same as the rusty trombone, but the receiving partner would intentionally fart right in their partner’s mouth. It’s gross, but it can be sexually gratifying for those with fart-related kinks.
There’s also a move called the rusty trumpet, in which the receiver is female. The mechanics are pretty much the same, with just slight changes. The giver will still kneel behind the receiver and give her an analingus, but instead of stroking a penis, they’ll be fingering their partner.
2Experiment with different sex positions.
Aside from trying out the variations of this naughty move, you should also consider switching positions. For instance, instead of the receiving partner standing up, they can be on all fours, similar to the doggy-style position. You can also ask your partner to lie on the bed, giving him the rusty trombone, missionary style.
3Bring more flavor with flavored lubricants.
If you’re still new to rimming and still feel icky about licking your partner’s butthole, it’s okay to take some time before doing it. You don’t have to force yourself; there are other ways to please your partner.
If you’re still determined to make that happen, you can always use flavored lubricants to sweeten the experience. Just make sure to look at flavored lubes that are labeled edible or kissable, and you’re good to go. You can also check this page for some of the flavored lubes in our shop (currently available only in the Philippines).
4Sizzle it up with stimulants.
Aside from flavored lubes, stimulants can also bring some fun while you’re playing the rusty trombone. There are warming, and tingling lubes that could enhance the sensations of the receiving partner as you stimulate their anus and hard-on.
Not only that but there are stimulants specifically for analingus; it eases tension in your partner’s anus, which is good if your partner is new to anal play. Apply a few drops on the penis or anus, wait for a few seconds, then proceed with the deed.
5Add sex toys into the mix.
Another way to level up your rusty trombone plays is through sex toys. You can use a masturbator or stroker to further stimulate your partner’s cock. You can also use multifunction vibrators to tease your partner’s outer erogenous zones. And if you want some sultry lovin’ yourself, you can wear a love egg, butt plug, or thrusting vibrator— stick the thrusting vibrator on the floor and ride it out while pleasing your man.
Recommended Toys
For those who are playing the rusty trombone or trumpet, here are some sex toys worth bringing to the deed.
1Satisfyer Bold Lover
This finger vibrator is worn like a ring, so you can simply easily stroke your partner’s cock seamlessly. It has 12 vibration modes, all of which can be changed with a single click on the toy’s control button. It’s also IPX7 waterproof, so if you want to play the rusty trombone in the shower, you can easily do that with this dainty toy.
2Satisfyer Men Wand
Yes, it is bulkier compared to the other sex toys on this list, but this one will certainly give you a hand in stimulating your partner’s schlong. The Satisfyer Men Wand comes with a unique design that stimulates the glands, penis, shaft, and testicles.
It’s packed with deep vibrations and features 50 vibration combinations. Just hold it while your mouth is busy “blowing” the bum, and let the sultry vibes please your man.
3Lovense Gush App-Controlled Masturbator
If you’re looking for a more traditional stroker, check this one out. The Lovense Gush has an ergonomic and adjustable design, ensuring that most sizes fit it. It also comes with an extra silicone band for a tighter feeling. Apply lube to your partner’s shaft, slide the stroker, turn on the vibrations, then move it back and forth while you’re busy rimming him.
But this luscious toy stands out because of its app-enabled features, like long-distance control, sound-activated vibrations, custom vibrations, and more.
4Satisfyer Twirling Pro
Unlike other vibrators, where most toys vibrate, the tip is the only vibrating part of this toy. It’s perfect for teasing your man, running the vibrating tip in all of his hottest spots. Now, this toy also has a clit sucker at the end of it, so once you’re done playing the rusty trombone, you’ll get to have some playtime with yourself.
5Arcwave Voy
Discreet design. Optimized pressure settings. CleanTech silicone— this is one of the masturbator-stroker toys that’s worth investing in. Like with the Lovense Gush, you can also use this toy to stroke your partner’s penis while you’re busy licking his peach. And with its unique tightness adjustment system, you can let your partner calibrate it to their preferred pressure.
6Super Masturbator Egg
If you’re looking for a masturbator that’s simple and affordable, you can surely count on the Super Masturbator Egg. It has a firm yet flexible body and an inner sleeve with helix-resembling shapes. It’s also portable, so if you want to bring this one on your romantic trips, you can easily keep this masturbator in your cosmetic bag.
7Satisfyer Love Riot
Here’s another finger vibrator on the list. The Satisfyer Love Riot has an ergonomic shape that makes it easy to attach and remove from your finger. It has an optimally placed control button, letting you turn on the device and explore its 12 deep vibration modes without a hitch. And since it’s gender-neutral, you can also use this in other sexual activities, expanding your erotic horizons.
8Satisfyer Endless Joy
Last but definitely not the least is the Satisfyer Endless Joy, a multipurpose vibrator with 3 premium-grade motors, 3 vibrating points, and 100 vibration combinations. You can easily slide it into your partner’s penis as you perform the rusty trombone. Not only that, but this toy can also work as a clitoral vibrator and nipple vibrator, so you’re definitely getting your money’s worth with this one!
Takeaway
And there you have it, we’ve laid down the ins and outs of the rusty trombone. Now, if you’re not comfortable with doing this sex move yet, it’s okay to take some time. Your sex life isn’t boring or that you’re missing out by not trying unconventional sex-tivities. Your comfort matters.
We also want to emphasize the importance of following safe sex practices, even though the rusty trombone doesn’t involve vaginal or anal penetration. Use dental dams, lubricants, and other pleasure products that could protect you from sexually transmitted infections and bacterial infections. And if you’re on the receiving end of this sex move, you should fully clean your body before engaging in this sexual act. Good luck!
